Pappu: Papa Meri Ticher Kitni Mast Hai Na? Santa: Beta Techer Maa Saman Hoti Hai Pappu: Aapko To Hamesha Apni Hi Khushi Dikhai Deti Hai
Techer: Birbal Kaun Tha? Pappu: Pata Nahin Sar Techer: Padhai Par Dhyan Do To Pata Chale Pappu: Sar Pramod Vikki Gaurav Kaun Hain? Techer: Mujhe Kya Pata Pappu: Beti Par Dhyan Do To Pata Chale
Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Hamari Techer Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Jito: Kyon Tumhen Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Vo Hamesha Bas "Class Yah Karo Class Vo Karo" Kahati Rahati Hai Par Hamare Skool Men To Class Naam Ka Koi Hai Hi Nahin
Ek Naye Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Is Panchi Ke Pair Dekho Aur Iska Naam Batao" Pappu: Pata Nahin Techer: Tum Fal Ho Gaye Apna Naam Batao Pappu: Mere Pair Dekho Aur Nam Batao
Techer: Pappu Mainne Tumhen Thappad Mara Iska Bhavishya Kal Batao Pappu: Chhutti Ke Baad Aapki Motersacal Pancher Milegi
Mini: Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga Mini: Par Kyon? Pappu: Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itani Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai